Im like 4 Jurassic films behind. Im not itching to catch up.My wife and I decided to watch Jurassic Park Rebirth last night and good gawds above and below, that was the worst movie I have seen in a decade and NOT in a fun way. Just insipid.
DON'T.
I saw it in the theater because I have an unlimited moviepass. As a big screen spectacle it had just enough juice to get me to mostly turn my brain off and have a good time, but I remember thinking halfway through "this wouldn't be worth watching at home, and wouldn't be worth actually paying to see in the theater." And that was before it introduced the ruins of a pre-modern Caribbean cliffdwelling civilization that evidently had teleporter technology offscreen, and before it completely went off the rails in the last act with extra-armed mutant freak dinosaur monsters.My wife and I decided to watch Jurassic Park Rebirth last night and good gawds above and below, that was the worst movie I have seen in a decade and NOT in a fun way. Just insipid.
DON'T.
I've never played and have no intention of playing MtG.
And that was before it introduced the ruins of a pre-modern Caribbean cliffdwelling civilization that evidently had teleporter technology offscreen, and before it completely went off the rails in the last act with extra-armed mutant freak dinosaur monsters.
"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people, religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus VanPeltNo kidding. I could argue religious doctrine, major party politics, or compiler preferences for this much bitterness!

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.