"Hey are you with those dungeons and dragons folk? No don't worry, my brother does that stuff. Now I'm not asking you for money, cause I wouldn't do that. See my wife's brother got into an accident. That smell is 'cause I'm a dairy farmer from up north. Now I'm not asking for money since my brother is one of you. He's been coming to Indy for years, as long as the rest of you folk. Now I'm not drunk. See my car, she broke down. and I assure you I'm not asking for money.
"See I'm a dairy farmer so that's what you smell. I ain't on the crack, not for ten minutes. Now I wouldn't dare ask you for money because my brother, who plays your game, is like you. I wouldn't do that to him and I wouldn't do that to you. Now I'm not drunk but my wife is really concerned. And our car ran out of gas. Now where are you from? I wouldn't pay that much.
"Now I'm not asking for money, but the car is parked near a station. See it's just 6 blocks north and 4 blocks east. Now I'm not drunk, and I don't do crack. Well not today, you know. So I'm not going to even think about asking for money. See how much is gas in Canada? See here it's mighty expensive. At least 16.73 to fill her up. Now I don't want your money, I wouldn't dream of asking for it, because you're like my brother.
"So I'm not drunk and I'm just wondering if you can, not asking for money you know, well, the car's not far away and my brother-in-law was banged up bad. Do you know the city? I don't know it well, but there's a gas station 6 blocks north and 4 blocks east.
"Ok I'm asking you for money, and I understand if you say no."