CrusaderX
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takyris said:(Black screen, white letters slowly fading in)
Winter is Coming... (epic music)
(Quick cut of a people in mid-battle in the snow, screaming as blades flash...)
Magic is Returning... (epic-er music)
(Quick shot of a figure made entirely of shadows, choking the life from a warrior...)
And only one person can stop...
The OTHERS (music now totally epic beyond all recognition)
(Quick shot of bizarre alien figures, obviously CGI, leaping through the forest and tearing people's heads off -- and then a sword lops one of their heads off. The other creatures look over in fear. The camera pans over to show Lindsay Lohan in a chainmail bikini, holding a claymore.)
Lindsay: Valar morghulis, baby! (spins sword and lunges forward as screen goes black)
Linsay Lohan IS...
Arya Stark, Girl Adventurer!
Ha! That ruled.

Where do I buy my ticket?