Giant Crabs Invade Norway!

[Fieari]

Doesn't this sound like an awesome plot hook? If only it was over land instead of underwater... but still...

Who can hit me up with a statblock for giant, ravening crabs?

 

[frankthedm]

They taste good, a bit of overfishing should help things along.

 

[Fieari]

Yeah, but a snap of its claw can remove a man's finger. That's gotta be, what, 1d6 at least?

 

[frankthedm]

D6 can remove someones life

1d3+1

 

[Reprisal]

Not quite crabs, but I statted up some Homarids for an invasion from the seas -- it was quite amusing. I went with high AC and low hit points for all but this monstrosity.

If I can find the statblock, and if anyone's interested, I'll post it up,

- Rep.

 

[Ghostwind]

Time to dig up the old Elvis movie Clambake and call Norway for an order of crab...

 

[tarchon]

They taste good, a bit of overfishing should help things along.

If people can be convinced that wearing their shells as hats is in vogue too, they could be eliminated in no time.

 

[SSquirrel]

I love when real life news is freakier than anything most of us would think up. It's like some 50s B-movie. This rules.

Hagen

 

[Hand of Evil]

I am a big 'steal plots from the news', this one is now in game.

Been having a field day with the body selling from last week.

 

[RodneyThompson]

Crab people...crab people...tastes like crab...talks like people.