Girl pulls sword from Dozmary Pool - Pendragon returns in our hour of need?

[Dannyalcatraz]

Let's not go too much further into the political comedy goldmine, shall we? You know the site rules.

(Besides, it's dark in there, and you might get eaten by a grue...)

 

[megamania]

...... I was thinking about the sound of two coconut shells thumping.......

 

[nightwind1]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

I don't know... these days, that looking like a better option.

 

[Tonguez]

I'm from the US too, and that has got to beat Strange men lying in Congress...

having congress with strange men can often lead to problems, thus its always wise to use protection

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Eltab]

(Besides, it's dark in there, and you might get eaten by a grue...)

Didn't you take Darkvision at your character creation?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hardmode, baby!

 

[Kaodi]

"Does this mean I am the Queen of England?"

"Kid, it is 2017, not 1017."

 

[Eltab]

thus its always wise to use protection

Astronaut's space suit - check.
Biological / nuclear / chemical biohazard decontamination suit - check.
Air system with no vent to the outside - check.
Beekeeper's suit - check.

Have I missed anything? You can't be too careful these days.