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Going to hurl

So, my wife and I discovered Mixed Berry 7-Up at the grocery store the other day, and figured we'd try some.

Who knew ass came in bottles? :eek:

Seriously. We're trying to decide if tastes more like drinking perfume or shampoo. *shudder*

You've been warned.
 

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Thank you for the warning. Ugh...really the only flavored drink I liked were the vanilla ones(though Sprite Remix and Pepsi Blue are okay).

...wait a second, you've had to drink perfume and/or shampoo before? ;)
 


I'm totally with you, mouse. i normally adore 7up and dnL and cherry 7up and all their products. but man, this stuff tasted like antibiotics that you got as a kid, right down to the chalky aftertaste. plus, that light pink color...

ugh, the memory of that taste is just as bad... -_-
 


I love diet pop in general, but I hate the berry flavoring in any kind of pop. The only 'flavor' i like it the subtle vanilla...

Yummy
ass
 

A lot of folks said the same thing about Strawberry Minute Maid soda when I was a freshman in college... but I loved it, and because I loved it, they kept restocking the machine with it. Heh heh.

As for Mixed-berry 7UP, I'll just get someone else to buy it and try theirs, eh.
 

Ugh! WHY did you have to remind me of that pestilence!? Between this, Pepsi Edge, and all that other manufactured slop I've given up drinking soda altogether. Except for Ginger Ale. 'Cause that's good stuff.
 


MMMmmmm... ass.

Actually, I knew that Ass came in bottles.
A friend of mine gave me a bottle of wildflower mead. We uncorked it with some friends over for a good night of drinking.

The lovely young punk lady with the blue hair said it best after the first sip:

"Oh man, it tastes like ass... but worse... the aftertaste is far more ass-like. In fact, the sheer assness just keeps getting worse once you stop drinking it! Oh yuck... The assitude is becoming overwhelming, gah, man... nasty ass-drink!"

"Want to try some?"
 

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