Going to hurl

[Piratecat]

Did you ever try Orbitz, the ass-flavored drink which came complete with floating globules of snot in it?

Now that is another contender for worst drink ever. At work, a group of six of us got their consumer feedback people on a speakerphone and made the poor woman explain how anyone could drink the stuff. Rather weakly, she replied, "No, honest, some people like it." I'm pretty sure she was lying. As you drank it, you could feel the chunks of mucous sliding down your throat.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

P-Cat:

The first time I saw orbit was at the Kennedy Space Center probably 6 or 7 years ago...maybe longer. I tasted it, and nearly died. That stuff is insanely horrible. But there ARE crazy people that like that stuff. I knew one. He was obsessed with it. It was disturbing to hear him talk about how good it tasted and how badly he wanted to find some...*shudder* I don't think anyone that knew him respected anything he had to say along the lines of drinks after that.

 

[Truth Seeker]

Did you ever try Orbitz, the ass-flavored drink which came complete with floating globules of snot in it?

Now that is another contender for worst drink ever. At work, a group of six of us got their consumer feedback people on a speakerphone and made the poor woman explain how anyone could drink the stuff. Rather weakly, she replied, "No, honest, some people like it." I'm pretty sure she was lying. As you drank it, you could feel the chunks of mucous sliding down your throat.

Thats'...GROSS!!!!!

 

[GlassJaw]

THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THREAD EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ENWORLD.

I am absolutely rolling reading this thread!!

 

[GlassJaw]

I remember going to Epcot center probably 6-7 years ago and there was this big "igloo" building with an exhibit sponsored by coke. Inside were free samples of all these sodas from around the world. Apparently, liquid ass is considered a tasty treat in some countries. Who woulda known!?

 

[Dinkeldog]

I feel that way about Mountain Dew. Tastes like the dew that gets shaken off the lily.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Inside were free samples of all these sodas from around the world.

I used to have a friend who collected such things.

One I could never understand was his can of Tab, with the caution (in a fairly large font, too!) "Warning: This product contains saccharine, which has been proven to cause cancer in laboratory animals."

I can't imagine why anyone would buy something that said that!

-Hyp.

 

[talinthas]

cause tab is pretty good =)

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

One I could never understand was his can of Tab, with the caution (in a fairly large font, too!) "Warning: This product contains saccharine, which has been proven to cause cancer in laboratory animals."

I can't imagine why anyone would buy something that said that!

Buy? YES! That's one of the best Warning lables ever!

Drink? NO! I'm not an idiot, but it'd be fun to mess with people!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I remember going to Epcot center probably 6-7 years ago and there was this big "igloo" building with an exhibit sponsored by coke. Inside were free samples of all these sodas from around the world. Apparently, liquid ass is considered a tasty treat in some countries. Who woulda known!?

It exists to this day... one of my favorite attractions in all of Disney (and I LOVE Disney).

It's a strange experience... disgusting but intriguing... I just can't help myself.