Going to hurl

[The Sigil]

If you like textures, P-Kitty, you really oughta try Boba some time. We have Boba shops on every other street corner (at least it seems that way) here in the Little Saigon area of O.C.

--The Sigil

 

[talinthas]

guh. boba and other tapioca drinks are nasty. maybe if the boba balls weren't so big, it would be a little more palatable...

but yeah, we have a billion teashops and boba places up in norcal too...

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I feel that way about Mountain Dew. Tastes like the dew that gets shaken off the lily.

***Opens his 4th Mt. Dew of the day***

My preciousssss...it callllls to ussssss......

 

[Chorn]

Galco's Soda Pop Stop

I feel obligated to pimp a local business here in Los Angeles. If anyone has problems finding a certain brand of ass-in-a-bottle/can in their local area, check out Galco's Soda Pop Stop for your beverage needs. They stock glass bottles so you can truly appreciate the unadultered flavor/assitude of the drink. If they don't have something, they'll special order it for you. Foreigners need not fear, for they do ship worldwide.

 

[Angcuru]

Neat. Too bad you can't do a taste test over the internet. :\

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Neat. Too bad you can't do a taste test over the internet. :\

Actually, its GOOD you can't. With all the other...scary things online, imagine what adding TASTE would do! *shudder*

 

[Hypersmurf]

If they don't have something, they'll special order it for you.

Espresso Soda?

Eeee.

-Hyp.

 

[HellHound]

I had one once and though the texture was weird, it tasted ok. I guess I like ass.

While I dislike bottled ass, I have to stand by you, Ashwyn, and indicate that I too enjoyed ORBITZ! Well, I enjoyed the vanilla - orange flavoured orbitz. Although the texture took a lot of work to get over.

As a footnote, Orbitz was one of Clearly Canadian's attempts to recapture the market they were losing to the Iced Tea and Energy Drink markets back then. Clearly Canadian was one of th companies that carved out the deluxe water niche of the soft drink market, and then found themselves blundering along with a single product that refused to keep selling well...

Orbitz also only lasted for a year or so before it was pulled.

 

[Rel]

While I dislike bottled ass

What is wrong with you people?!

Liquid ass in a bottle?! I'd never leave the house!

First I'd shampoo my hair with it. And then I'd rub it on my...

...wait. Are we talking about beverages?

Oh. Nevermind then.


Still, I bet if they named it "Liquid Ass", it'd sell like hotcakes!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

OH GOD! Man, I just got done eating, don't ever nauseate me again that way!