GOP candidates VS entropy

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

I always though of America as Canada shorts, so it's a step up.

That's an interesting take, but it's incorrect. Canada is America's hat, and Mexico is America's beard.

 

[Ryujin]

That's an interesting take, but it's incorrect. Canada is America's hat, and Mexico is America's beard.View attachment 70634

There's a certain anatomical oddity that puts the lie to your statement.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

You're America's hat, and that's it. You're wrong. Admit it, or we'll send Floridians to Canada. In case you don't realize how terrifying that threat is, Trump has a house in Florida, and I'm sure he is loaded with bath salts.

 

[Ryujin]

You're America's hat, and that's it. You're wrong. Admit it, or we'll send Floridians to Canada. In case you don't realize how terrifying that threat is, Trump has a house in Florida, and I'm sure he is loaded with bath salts.

Oh, we realize how destructive a mass movement of whackadoodle Floridians to Canada would be. That's why we created our First Strike Initiative; thousands of Quebecois sleeper agents in Florida.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Oh, we realize how destructive a mass movement of whackadoodle Floridians to Canada would be. That's why we created our First Strike Initiative; thousands of Quebecois sleeper agents in Florida.

Quebecois aren't Canadians.

 

[Ryujin]

Quebecois aren't Canadians.

That's what they think, which is what makes them such good (and expendable) shock troops.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

You can't even communicate with them.

 

[Ryujin]

You can't even communicate with them.

Non? Pourquoi pensez-vous que?

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Non? Pourquoi pensez-vous que?

Is only 3:55 pm and you're already drunk. You're a terrible person.

 

[Kramodlog]

Non? Pourquoi pensez-vous que?

Voilà un affront à ma culture et un bel example de l'oppression quotidienne que mon peuple doit endurer de la part de ton peuple! Diantre! Comment est-ce que les Canadiens peuvent être aussi cruel envers les Québécois?*


*Your attempt at French is a failure.