Great Wayne Renolds Art that Dragon would never use for a cover

[MKMcArtor]

[sob]

Why does everyone in this family always have to fight?

[runs crying from the room]

There there WizarDru, Dragon at least will always continue to put out top-quality products as we have for most of our 29 years. I don't know about those Dungeon guys, though... they look a little sketchy to me.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

There there WizarDru, Dragon at least will always continue to put out top-quality products as we have for most of our 29 years. I don't know about those Dungeon guys, though... they look a little sketchy to me.

Yeah... and they smell vaguely of turnips!

**Ducky #2 launched**

 

[James Jacobs]

Even though one of the prior duck-mortar assaults on my cube resulted in me getting a fat lip, I think I'm more than ready now to reply to your dirty ducky bombs. I'll just sneak around the corner, throw the red, green, and white blanket over you like a net, and then start throwing the spikiest Godzilla toys I have (which is all of them except Mothra) at you while you're flailing around like a rampaging fleshbot you are. And by the time you tear free, I'll be half-way to the Cascades, looking for a cave to hide in for the next 30 years.

Don't make me invoke the H-Word!

 

[MKMcArtor]

And by the time you tear free, I'll be half-way to the Cascades, looking for a cave to hide in for the next 30 years.

As you drive east toward the mountains I'll be heading south to lay claim to your TV and surround sound system. In other words, Jason's rampage + James's flight = Mike's profit. You know, I kinda like the sound of that.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Don't make me invoke the H-Word!

You wouldn't...

Besides, my peace negotiations with your flea ridden blanket are progresssing nicely. Soon your allies will turn against you and victory will be mine.

**ducky #3**

 

[MrFilthyIke]

Plays Star Trek Fight music and begins flinging virtual rubber duckies at James...

Do they look like:

or

or

or

 

[James Jacobs]

You wouldn't...

Hippopotamus
hip·po·pot·a·mus
n. pl. hip·po·pot·a·mus·es or hip·po·pot·a·mi (-m)
1. A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
2. The pygmy hippopotamus.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Do they look like:

or

or

or

None of them are yellow, but my arsenal is comprised of many of the duckies shown below... all of them in fact, but not the yellow one.

Jason Bulmahn
Associate Editor of Dragon

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Hippopotamus
hip·po·pot·a·mus
n. pl. hip·po·pot·a·mus·es or hip·po·pot·a·mi (-m)
1. A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
2. The pygmy hippopotamus.

You forgot this one...

3. James

**ducky #4**

 

[MKMcArtor]

None of them are yellow, but my arsenal is comprised of many of the duckies shown below... all of them in fact, but not the yellow one.

...and by below Jason means, of course, above.

Just looking out for my fellow Dragon editors...