Great Wayne Renolds Art that Dragon would never use for a cover

[James Jacobs]

You forgot this one...

3. James

**ducky #4**

Okay, Bulmahn, it's on now!

**8" tall hard plastic spike-covered Gigan is thrown over virtual cube wall**

GO FOR THE EYES, GIGAN! THE EYEEEEEES!

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Okay, Bulmahn, it's on now!

**8" tall hard plastic spike-covered Gigan is thrown over virtual cube wall**

GO FOR THE EYES, GIGAN! THE EYEEEEEES!

Hey now.. that's dangerous.

Keep it up and the wind up crab is coming over.. and I cannot be responsible for what happens after that.

**Ducky #5.. kill him quickly**

 

[James Jacobs]

Just waiting here for you to find out that Gigan was filled to 84% capacity with flesh-eating ants. And since you're the original fleshbot... not so good for you.

FEAST, MY CHITINOUS MINIONS!!!

 

[MKMcArtor]

Keep it up and the wind up crab is coming over.. and I cannot be responsible for what happens after that.

Wait a sec... when did Maryland toys become viable fighting weapons? Very well, if Jason is going to up the carnage I'll do my part.

You've been forewarned James... consider the squeaky crab INVOKED!

**squeak squeak**

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Just waiting here for you to find out that Gigan was filled to 84% capacity with flesh-eating ants. And since you're the original fleshbot... not so good for you.

FEAST, MY CHITINOUS MINIONS!!!

Ohh.. if only I wasn't so delicious.

Keep it up and I am going to steal your peasant hat and pig. That's right.. you're a commoner

**ducky #6**

 

[James Jacobs]

You're the only one around here who wears a hat, Bulmahn (see aforementioned photo in Dragon #330). And if we're bringing the Maryland toys into play, might I remind you I have the Reach Claw of Ear Tearing?

Geez. Don't you Dragon editors have anything to do, like pick out some neat head-shots of passively-interested adventurers to slap on the cover of your magazine behind a couple dozen cover lines?

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

You're the only one around here who wears a hat, Bulmahn (see aforementioned photo in Dragon #330). And if we're bringing the Maryland toys into play, might I remind you I have the Reach Claw of Ear Tearing?

Geez. Don't you Dragon editors have anything to do, like pick out some neat head-shots of passively-interested adventurers to slap on the cover of your magazine behind a couple dozen cover lines?

Gee James.. you're right.. maybe we should use some old Dungeon covers to liven things up... how about #116. That would be real good, I can just feel the action

Besides.. must I remind you that your head was too big to wear the hat for Dragon #330.

**Ducky #7**

 

[MKMcArtor]

Geez. Don't you Dragon editors have anything to do, like pick out some neat head-shots of passively-interested adventurers to slap on the cover of your magazine behind a couple dozen cover lines?

Speaking of headshots of passively interested adventurers...

 

[James Jacobs]

In related news, King County police have still not uncovered 85% of local editor Mike McArtor's body parts. Investigators have indicated that his fate may have been deserved, and are looking for the perpetrator to give him the $50,000 bounty for ridding the wondrous state of Washington of yet another SUV driving polluterphile.

 

[MKMcArtor]

In related news, King County police have still not uncovered 85% of local editor Mike McArtor's body parts. Investigators have indicated that his fate may have been deserved, and are looking for the perpetrator to give him the $50,000 bounty for ridding the wondrous state of Washington of yet another SUV driving polluterphile.

Dude...

Dude...

Why you gotta bring family into this? That just ain't right, man.

**hugs his truck**