Great Wayne Renolds Art that Dragon would never use for a cover

[Jason Bulmahn]

In related news, King County police have still not uncovered 85% of local editor Mike McArtor's body parts. Investigators have indicated that his fate may have been deserved, and are looking for the perpetrator to give him the $50,000 bounty for ridding the wondrous state of Washington of yet another SUV driving polluterphile.

If you kill mike, how will we be able to lunch everyday.. Walk?

Completely unacceptable.

 

[MoogleEmpMog]

Am I the only one who finds it a bit odd that the Paizo staff are tossing barbs on ENWorld when they're probably, technically speaking, sitting within a few feet of each other as they type?

Nothing screams friday like an online post fight between adjacent coworkers.

Either that, or the Far Realm piece in the last Dragon left a lingering effect...

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Am I the only one who finds it a bit odd that the Paizo staff are tossing barbs on ENWorld when they're probably, technically speaking, sitting within a few feet of each other as they type?

Nothing screams friday like an online post fight between adjacent coworkers.

Either that, or the Far Realm piece in the last Dragon left a lingering effect...

No pointing out the obvious!



We do indeed all sit in the same room, but it is more fun this way.

 

[MKMcArtor]

No pointing out the obvious!



We do indeed all sit in the same room, but it is more fun this way.

Think of it as reality TV, except on your ENWorld messageboards. This is how the conversations at Paizo sometimes end up going on Friday. It's just more public today.

 

[James Jacobs]

WHAT the...

Jason sits right next to me? Weird! That explains where all those ducks have been coming from. And it also explains the smell of wet monkey that greets me every morning I show up to work.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

WHAT the...

Jason sits right next to me? Weird! That explains where all those ducks have been coming from. And it also explains the smell of wet monkey that greets me every morning I show up to work.

Once again.. that is your blanket, the greasy oils you exude causes a special kind of fermentation overnight...

Its like a chemistry experiment gone wrong back there!

** ducky #8**

 

[MoogleEmpMog]

No pointing out the obvious!



We do indeed all sit in the same room, but it is more fun this way.

I'm no better; I should be penning a Class Act for you lot right now, but instead I'm providing color commentary on your bizarre and twisted pasttimes!

No doubt it's my sportswriter background getting the better of me.

Anyway, I'd toss Mike a raise dead from the peanut gallery to make it up to him, but I'm all about the low magic, yo.

 

[James Jacobs]

Once again.. that is your blanket, the greasy oils you exude causes a special kind of fermentation overnight...

Its like a chemistry experiment gone wrong back there!

** ducky #8**

You sure that smell's not from your broken foot turning gangrenous? I only ask because I've noticed you leaving runny green and black footprints all over the carpet all day long.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

You sure that smell's not from your broken foot turning gangrenous? I only ask because I've noticed you leaving runny green and black footprints all over the carpet all day long.

Yeah.. that goo is from me crushing all your hopes and dreams.

I never would have thought they smelled so bad.

** ducky #9**

 

[James Jacobs]

Yeah.. that goo is from me crushing all your hopes and dreams.

I never would have thought they smelled so bad.

Since neither of us know what that means, I suggest we call a truce. With the time we save, we'll be able to team up and wreak some terrible anguish and havoc on Wes, who has been far too quiet today.