1. Angus MacGyver[4] loses to Batman[29]
2. Cthulhu[28] beats Doomsday (Superman Villain[5]
3. The Cheshire Cat[18] defeats Jonah Hex[12]
4. Edmund Blackadder[7] falls to The Doctor[25]
5. Wonder Woman22 lassoes Jack Bauer[10]
6. Jack Burton[26] crushes. Master Chief[6]
7. Sherlock Holmes out-sleuths Maxwell Smart[6]
8. Robin Hood[23] targets Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)[10]
9. Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding[11] can't match Adrian Monk[22]
10. Raistlin Majere[17] casts a spell on Alfred Bester[12]
11. Javert (Les Miserables)[16] is too slow for KITT17
12. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan is luckier than Dr. Anton Phibes[4]
13. Indiana Jones[32] whips Austin Powers[1]
14. Han Solo[27] shoots first at Ozymandias (Watchmen)[5]
15. The Wicked Witch of the West[10] melts against The Gray Mouser[20]
16. Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) batarangs David Xanatos (Gargoyles)[9]
17. Mario[8] is eaten by Hannibal Lecter[24]
18. Rufus (Kim Possible) is cartoonier than Spongebob Squarepants[7]
19. Harry Potter[16] is eviscerated by Samurai Jack[17]
20. Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers)[2] succumbs to Gandalf[31]
21. Jin[10] slumbers against Dream (The Sandman)[23]
22. Æon Flux[16] outmaneuvers Rick Blaine[13]
23. "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero (Pro-Wrestling)[1] is too weak for Odysseus[32]
24. Gil Grissom[9] falls to Hal Jordan[23]
25. Buffy Summers[29] stakes Rembrandt Brown (Sliders)[4]
26. Gollum[23] is more precioussssssss than Andrew "Ender" Wiggin[10]
27. Tigger[17] bounces past Sepiroth[14]
28. Johnny 5 (Short Circuit)[10] is bested by Gregory House (House)[22]
29. The Tick[22] wins for justice. Gul Dakat (Star Trek: DS9)[22]
30. James Bond[17] will die another day against The Terminator[16]
31. Det. Vic Mackey[6] can't shake Allan Quartermain[26]
32. Yoda[28] doesn't even have to try against Solomon Kane (Robert E. Howard)[5]
33. Captain Jack Sparrow[16] swaggers up a win against Darth Vader[16]
34. Belloq[12] is terminated by T-1000[19]
35. King Kong[28] climbs over Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)[3]
36. Odo (Star Trek: DS9)[9] warps behind Jean Luc-Picard[23]
37. R2-D2[22] shocks Booster Gold (DC Comics)[10
38. Mr. Spock[24] out-thinks. Mugen[9]
39. Horatio Hornblower[22] outsails Gaston (Beauty & the Beast)[10]
40. Doctor Evil[17] has sharks with friggin' lasiers vs. The Bride (Kill Bill)[13]
41. Bananaman[3] loses to the wrath Khan[27]
42. Conan[26] axes Honor Harrington[5]
43. Bender (Futurama)[10] passes out against Lex Luthor[22]
44. Zorro[19] slashes HAL 9000[13]
45. Ra's al Ghul[20] is better for the environment than Puff the Magic Dragon[11]
46. The Joker[27] gags Gamera[5]
47. Captain Nemo is no one against Captain James T. Kirk[23]
48. Professor Moriarty[18] lays a trap for Godzilla[15]
49. Dr. Rodney McKay[8] can't hunt down that willy wabbit Bugs Bunny[23]
50. Major Toht[6] is wasted by Madmartigan (Willow)[23]
51. Michael Corleone[9] refuses the offer of Elric of Melniboné[20]
52. The Raven[16] is speared by John Locke (Lost)[17]
53. Samwise Gamgee[23] carries on without Danger Mouse[10]
54. Optimus Prime[23] shoots Zatoichi[11]
55. Eddard Stark (A Game of Thrones)[5] can't swing at Tarzan[27]
56. Snake Plissken[14] can't escape from Dr. Frankenstein[18]
57. The Lone Ranger[21] gallops past Gaius Baltar (BSG)[11]
58. Minsc (Baldur's Gate)[10] can't find Boo before Inspector Jacques Clouseau [19]
59. BA Baracus (A-Team)[18] pities that foo' King Lear[13]
60. The Nameless One (Placescape: Torment)[16] torments The Equalizer[13]
61. King Arthur[14] is swung past by Spider-man[19]
62. Guyver[1] doesn't have enough kryptonite to beat Superman[32]
63. John Crichton (Farscape)[12] isn't nerdy enough for Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds[21]
64. Dracula[15] can't suck the Force out of Obi-Wan Kenobi[18]
Round 2 coming up soon!
-Talgian
