Grr. Return of the King makes me angry.

[shilsen]

I Thought the river(when the water rises up and sweeps away the ringwraiths) and Rivendell is before Moria.

He's talking about the river Anduin, which the companions sail down from Rivendell. Where's my "roll eyes at the philistines" smiley, dammit?

 

[Storm Raven]

He's talking about the river Anduin, which the companions sail down from Rivendell. Where's my "roll eyes at the philistines" smiley, dammit?

Perhaps you mean Lothlorien, which borders the Anduin, and not Rivendell, which does not.

 

[Berandor]

He's talking about the river Anduin, which the companions sail down from Rivendell. Where's my "roll eyes at the philistines" smiley, dammit?

Aren't you talking about "Llothlorien"?

Where *is* the roll-eyes smilie?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Aren't you talking about "Llothlorien"?

Where *is* the roll-eyes smilie?

Nope, he means Lothlorien. Llothlorien would be pronounced completely differently.

 

[EricNoah]

Nope, he means Lothlorien. Llothlorien would be pronounced completely differently.

Oh my, I think I have a campaign idea just from that misspelling!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Oh my, I think I have a campaign idea just from that misspelling!

That's got my curiosity...an idea just from a misspelling?

 

[WizarDru]

Ah! My eyes, my eyes!!! Shelob Supreme in Llolthlorien! AH!

 

[EricNoah]

Oh a kind of twisted Middle Earth where Lloth-worshipping drow are the "surface elves", duergar and derro are the dwarves, etc. Probably nothing I could follow through with.

 

[Klaus]

Wouldn't THAT be Lolthlorien?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Wouldn't THAT be Lolthlorien?

Yep! Great, evil idea though. Talk about shattering the PCs expectations after you tell them "We'll be playing a campaign inf Midle Earth"