Half Mountain Orc / Half Moon Elf - A custom player race for Forgotten Realms

[Andion Isurand]

..............well, as long as you are asking Hypersmurf.................

while I do know that is the case for actual rape....

I would first need to know the average size of the "male orc external sexual part" ... and whether or not it fits well enough to perform such tasks on a regular basis.

(Andion Isurand hopefully dodges any complaints to his post through the use of alternative language.)

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I also need to know more about the anatomy of the moon elf female and her capacity to carry the offspring of a male orc.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Re: ..............well, as long as you are asking Hypersmurf.................

I would first need to know the average size of the "male orc external sexual part" ...

See the Mary Gentle quote above...

-Hyp.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Can you cite the source of your statistics on orc/human rapes?

-Hyp.

I think that one's in "Volo goes Green" published by Tym Waterdeep Limited, updated yearly.



In Dark Sun there was a Dwarf-Human halfbreed Race called Mul, which was usually force-bred, and the mother didn't survive the birth.

This sounds quite the same to me, except Faerûn still has its gods and won't suffer the creation of such a race. (I wonder why that elf/orc idea comes up time and again. Drow have become to common to provice people with an outrageous race, so people can play a character that is hated by everyone around him - usually including his own party.)

 

[Uriel]

Off-Topic: Hypersmurf, great quote from 'Grunts'.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

Sounds to me like a Min/Max Player created race with the best of both worlds.

To each there own....

I agree.

Read the Half Orc entry in "Races of Faerun." It directly says that most half-orcs are half human, but this isn't always the case. They can also be half-elf, dwarf, ect, with no change to the stats.

I'm going to be playing a half-orc soon, and I'm choosing to give the character a little elven blood as well. It doesn't affect the stat mods or anything, but I'm choosing to go with a higher DEX and a lower CON than I'd usually give a Barbarian. The choice is for flavor, nothing else.

 

[Hypersmurf]

... great quote from 'Grunts'.

Is there any other kind?

-Hyp.

 

[VixenofVenus]

Since I started this mess ... I'll directly respond to a few interesting responses:

Vixen,

cool name but you might not want to post in dark green, it is very hard to read.

... uh ... **** you. If you can't handle my creative use of color, use the little rodent in your hand to highlight it ...

No offense.

Can you cite the source of your statistics on orc/human rapes?

-Hyp.

According to the Faerunian Journal of Medicine, a male orc rapes a female human once every seventeen minutes. But more disturbingly, a male orc rapes a male human once every twenty-nine minutes.

I am guessing it is due to their extremely low wisdom scores ... they just forget to roll Spot checks.

And ... as for the whole "is it TOO big" question ... women's bodies are made to birth a child ... I doubt even the largest Orc is that well equipped ... although naturally birthing the child would probably be hard on the mother ... but thats love right!?

I'm going to be playing a half-orc soon, and I'm choosing to give the character a little elven blood as well. It doesn't affect the stat mods or anything, but I'm choosing to go with a higher DEX and a lower CON than I'd usually give a Barbarian. The choice is for flavor, nothing else.

Good for you ...



And ... in response to all of you slamming the race and saying I stink and stuff, DA-LEETED.

Nah ... just kidding ... I just like to give my players a unique experience. We play an online game ... I do all the rolling ... so there is very little ROLLPlaying, its all entirely ROLEPlaying, so it works much better.

As for whether it is possible ... I am guessing it isn't normally ... but it also isn't normally possible for a Moon Elf and a Mountain Orc to both be Chaotic Good and fall in love with each other ... which is why I allowed it in the first place.

Anyhoo ... if you want to check out character sheets, our RPG, and other funky stuff ... head on over to http://www.venution.net

We just started the Fang & Blood campaign (Which Milonnen, the half orc, is in), and you are welcome to check stuff out!

Again ... I mean offense ... er ... insert a "no" in there ... I think ... maybe ... *trails off*

 

[Hypersmurf]

... uh ... **** you. If you can't handle my creative use of color, use the little rodent in your hand to highlight it ...

Yeah, she has a good point. Why should she have to make it convenient for you to read the message she's asking you to make comments on?

You should be thanking her for stretching your horizons in interesting new directions.

It's so much more exciting reading a message in white-on-blue, don't you think?

Your 'constructive criticism' deserves all the asterisks she wants to throw at you, I think.

Yeah.

-Hyp.

 

[VixenofVenus]

*Smiles*

Thanks for backing me up HyperSmurf

 

[Hypersmurf]

And now, folks, it's time for everybody's favourite gameshow... Spot the Sarcasm!

-Hyp.