Well, the good news...your cleric just invited the detachable hand gag in your campaign world. 
handless cleric(small rant)
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RangerWickett
Legend
*applause* This thread is so full of tasteless jokes, it's a pun in the ass.
More seriously, what sort of exploding device in D&D blows off your hand? It should do HP damage. Unless it was special 'hand-a'splodin' rocks, I feel your condition is a little unfair.
More seriously, what sort of exploding device in D&D blows off your hand? It should do HP damage. Unless it was special 'hand-a'splodin' rocks, I feel your condition is a little unfair.
RangerWickett said:
Actually it was a scythe trap...or more accurately a guillotine trap. There were quite a few in the module...cruel...cruel traps...
...I actually played the Temple module when it first came out and lost 6 characters before i managed to get one to complete it....it's a tough adventure but a good one....
Signed...Lord Havok..the cruel Dm who took Stumpy's Arms....
Altamont Ravenard
Explorer
I wonder how my group would fare in that adventure, since we average at least one death/session... :\
Liquidsabre
Explorer
Well, let's hope your cleric has a high Charisma and won't need hands to get by in the world, afterall, at least he's handsome.
As for what to do with him now, I'd hand-off the ol' cleric for another character, like a rogue, generally someone more handy in a trapped dungeon.
On the other hand, still spell is perfectly fine though I'd rather have a Rod of Still Spell instead, though you do have to hold the Rod while casting... I'd also recommend Eschew Hands, er Eschew Materials feat as well so the cleric doesn't have to always be, um, holding their symbol all the time.
You're right though, this thread is getting to be a real handful. Hardly worth reaching like we do for some of these puns, and most are coming up a tad short. If only I could grasp the true meaning of this thread...well, my hands are tied. Can't say I'm slap-happy about it though. I suggest clapping the necessary offenders in irons...
As for what to do with him now, I'd hand-off the ol' cleric for another character, like a rogue, generally someone more handy in a trapped dungeon.
On the other hand, still spell is perfectly fine though I'd rather have a Rod of Still Spell instead, though you do have to hold the Rod while casting... I'd also recommend Eschew Hands, er Eschew Materials feat as well so the cleric doesn't have to always be, um, holding their symbol all the time.
You're right though, this thread is getting to be a real handful. Hardly worth reaching like we do for some of these puns, and most are coming up a tad short. If only I could grasp the true meaning of this thread...well, my hands are tied. Can't say I'm slap-happy about it though. I suggest clapping the necessary offenders in irons...
Bloodsparrow
First Post
Telperion said:
No no, you can do that with a stump!
Besides, you don't have to hold out your holy symbol, just present it. So if he wears it on his chest... on on a hat, he's still good.
Yes, the avatar is ironic. Are you a cleric of Ilmater? Did you change the avatar after the loss of your hands? Either way, you get a cookie for that one.
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