handless cleric(small rant)
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blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
This is pure digital mockery! As a rule of thumb, I try not to give the middle finger to someone who's been dealt such a bad hand of cards.
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Dareoon Dalandrove
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Didn't you say in your last post that he was paranoid of things like this? What I'd say is pray, Real hard. What do you got for magic items? what lvl? and there is no way out of the temple of doom? Maybe you can get yourself some automated gauntlets.
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snarfoogle
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Erp! I guess that trap wasn't as 'armless as it looked! 
Handling this problem should be no handful. There's a handy little artifact: it's the hand of Vecna. Change alignment to evil, get a better god, and at least you've got one hand! For the other one, I recommend a Hand of Glory, they're always nice to keep at hand. Next time, I recommend not biting the hand that feeds you and not tempting the DM. Well, may the hand of a friend always be near you!
Handling this problem should be no handful. There's a handy little artifact: it's the hand of Vecna. Change alignment to evil, get a better god, and at least you've got one hand! For the other one, I recommend a Hand of Glory, they're always nice to keep at hand. Next time, I recommend not biting the hand that feeds you and not tempting the DM. Well, may the hand of a friend always be near you!
Steve Jung
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Let's try to wrist this thread back on-topic, please. I mean, these puns aren't humerus in the least. Ulna other hand, there' something about it I can't place a finger on. Of course either can the cleric. 
Kalen_Darkstar
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Me again. As for the avatar i chose that when i signed up on en world. I am a cleric of Murlynd. I like this character so am trying to get specially made replacement hands. From the way he talked the dm is gonna have a npc give me a hand with the hands. But in no way is it a hand out. I still have six spells i can cast. They are as follows: Light, Blindness/Deafness, command, Dimension door, teleport, tongues. My holy symbol if it hadnt been destroyed in the adventure so far is usually pinned to my armor.
Okay as for the various party members who died they are as follows:
Lemon human wizard(killed by doppelganger)
Sianen hafling rogue(this is the one that set off the trap that killed me. he died in unfortunate fight with six bugbears while we were three rooms back.)
Tequila human barbarian(was killed by earth elemental. I managed the 99 roll for divine intervention and she was brought back.)
Muadib elven rogue/shadow dancer(first night was killed in fight with shades)
Feng po human monk(died twice) (first time put on a cursed cloak that killed him. I again managed a divine intervention roll and saved him.) (second time he set off a trap that killed him and two of the others in the party.)
Fabian human wizard(killed in trap that feng po set off.)
Grim and Grug ettin NPC(killed in trap set off by feng po)
Salvadore human fighter/peerless archer (killed by wizard's lightning bolt)
thats everyone that died and the barbarian in an attempt to save us is now a thrall of zug.
Man this game rocks.
Okay as for the various party members who died they are as follows:
Lemon human wizard(killed by doppelganger)
Sianen hafling rogue(this is the one that set off the trap that killed me. he died in unfortunate fight with six bugbears while we were three rooms back.)
Tequila human barbarian(was killed by earth elemental. I managed the 99 roll for divine intervention and she was brought back.)
Muadib elven rogue/shadow dancer(first night was killed in fight with shades)
Feng po human monk(died twice) (first time put on a cursed cloak that killed him. I again managed a divine intervention roll and saved him.) (second time he set off a trap that killed him and two of the others in the party.)
Fabian human wizard(killed in trap that feng po set off.)
Grim and Grug ettin NPC(killed in trap set off by feng po)
Salvadore human fighter/peerless archer (killed by wizard's lightning bolt)
thats everyone that died and the barbarian in an attempt to save us is now a thrall of zug.
Man this game rocks.
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