Happy Birthday to me! Post me your Worst Verse!
- Thread starter Sialia
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KidCthulhu
First Post
[Crosses hands behind back and recites, in Sam fashion]
The bestest friend there's ever been
When fighting orcs or big thri-kreen.
Or just to while the day away,
in heartfelt talk and endless play.
Oh, but that don't do it justice by half...
The bestest friend there's ever been
When fighting orcs or big thri-kreen.
Or just to while the day away,
in heartfelt talk and endless play.
Oh, but that don't do it justice by half...
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Thomas Hobbes
First Post
Haiku:
Random encounter.
We roll for intiative.
Alas! TPK.
Piratecat's monsters-
Fiendish kitty creations.
Templated madness.
Those dockside royals!
They wrote the book on child care.
Stone Bear takes a page.
Random encounter.
We roll for intiative.
Alas! TPK.
Piratecat's monsters-
Fiendish kitty creations.
Templated madness.
Those dockside royals!
They wrote the book on child care.
Stone Bear takes a page.
Joshua Randall
Legend
Now that - THAT - is great poetry.Greatwyrm said:
I'll try my hand at this haiku thing:
Fair Sialia!
D&D rejuvenates;
Thus, what matters age?
babomb
First Post
You drew the baby Elder Gods,
Taught us the ABCs.
You made me lose most of my SAN
And laugh so hard I wheezed.
So, here's to you, Sialia,
On the day that marks your birth.
May you ever grow in pow'r of mind,
And nevermore in girth!
May the light of youth stay in thy face;
May thy breath always be minty.
May thy every move be filled with grace,
And may thy dice always roll twenty.
Taught us the ABCs.
You made me lose most of my SAN
And laugh so hard I wheezed.
So, here's to you, Sialia,
On the day that marks your birth.
May you ever grow in pow'r of mind,
And nevermore in girth!
May the light of youth stay in thy face;
May thy breath always be minty.
May thy every move be filled with grace,
And may thy dice always roll twenty.
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