Happy Birthday to me! Post me your Worst Verse!

[Greatwyrm]

Gamer's Birthday Haiku

Your dice are not old,
but you are. Roll for new stats.
Gaming never dies.

 

[KidCthulhu]

[Crosses hands behind back and recites, in Sam fashion]

The bestest friend there's ever been
When fighting orcs or big thri-kreen.
Or just to while the day away,
in heartfelt talk and endless play.

Oh, but that don't do it justice by half...

 

[Thomas Hobbes]

Haiku:

Random encounter.
We roll for intiative.
Alas! TPK.

Piratecat's monsters-
Fiendish kitty creations.
Templated madness.

Those dockside royals!
They wrote the book on child care.
Stone Bear takes a page.

 

[EricNoah]

To the Meta Cave,
Boy Wonder! And have yourself
a Happy Birthday!

(it's even a haiku!)

 

[Sinistar]

Dice dancer with delirious dreams
slaying such scum, forever it seems
birthdays better than beholder beams
Wishing you happiness with joyous screams

happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday

 

[Joshua Randall]

Gamer's Birthday Haiku

Your dice are not old,
but you are. Roll for new stats.
Gaming never dies.

Now that - THAT - is great poetry.


I'll try my hand at this haiku thing:


Fair Sialia!
D&D rejuvenates;
Thus, what matters age?

 

[babomb]

You drew the baby Elder Gods,
Taught us the ABCs.
You made me lose most of my SAN
And laugh so hard I wheezed.

So, here's to you, Sialia,
On the day that marks your birth.
May you ever grow in pow'r of mind,
And nevermore in girth!

May the light of youth stay in thy face;
May thy breath always be minty.
May thy every move be filled with grace,
And may thy dice always roll twenty.

 

[BOZ]

happy boithday!

sorry, not feeling creative at the moment.

 

[Sialia]

>Sniff< You guys are the BEST.

 

[DanMcS]

There once was a girl of strange habit,
Involving syrup, whips, chains, and a rabbit,
Yep, that poster, Sialia,
Had her own type of -philia...
Ow, it's Eric's Grandmother, dagnabbit!