Happy Birthday to me! Post me your Worst Verse!

[Sialia]

It is my annual birthday tradition to demand gifts of Bad Verse from my friends.

Guess what? This year, you folks are elected to pay my chosen tribute.

Rules are:
1. it has to be your own verse. Can't be someone else's.

2. It doesn't have to be fresh, feel free to recycle old ones.

3. Eric's Grandmother is watching.

4. Since we're posting here, try to make it at least vaguely RPG related.

 

[dpdx]

Fathoming Cthulhu
Is like living among Zulu.

Happy Birthday, Sialia

 

[Berandor]

In a land of hate and war
where no trust has been before
little Sialla has been born
daughter to two en'mies sworn

She grew up and grew in power
made it to a Story Hour
still she could not right all wrong
or stop Nebin in mid-song

with death around her, lurking danger
she turned around, said to the ranger:
"Why in all nine hells must we
in Piratecat's adventure be?"

--you requested a bad poem, so it doesn't make sense on purpose

Happy B-Day

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

There once was a poster named Sialia...argh.

Sialia once posted on E.N.World
And into the void a challenge she hurled
She wanted some verse, for her birthday
So all of the others set aside their play
They pondered and searched and scratched their heads
And started to wish they could return to bed
For as I have honestly just found
It's almost impossible to find a rhyme for Sialia.

The. End.

 

[Plane Sailing]

Sialia, inter alia, Cthulhumania!

Cheers

 

[Flyspeck23]

You are a year older starting from now
And all who don't know you are crying out "How"?
When what they should ask is not "how" but "why"
But I guess that's because we are all kinda shy.



@Tallarn:
Great! That's pure genius!

 

[alsih2o]

sialia has meter problems,
her name is a poetry goblin,
she used to game with the piratecat,
who couldn't stand a habit like that?

she is queen of some government hole,
where she acts like an archivist mole,
she just sits there all day in storage,
looking for things she can forage.

 

[Maerdwyn]

It's almost impossible to find a rhyme for Sialia.

Fie! Fie, I say!

*********
An avatar maker named Sialia
Depicted Old Ones in all their regalia.
This opened a gate,
Which quite sealed her fate,
For it 'ported her straight to Westphalia.

Happy Birthday!

 

[Henry]

It's a long way to Bostonmassy,
It's a long way to go;
It's a long way to Californy,
And the sweetest girl I know.
Good-bye, Piccadylrath,
Farewell, Nolin Square:
It's a long, long way to Bostonmassy,
But my heart's right there.

.....You said BAD verse, so I obliged!


Happy Birthday, Milady!

 

[Piratecat]

Happy birthday! We meant to call you last night at midnight our time, but we fell asleep too soon. I wish we could be there with you today, but instead you'll have to suffer my verse.

Another candle on the cake
they build up every year
and after asking 'bout your age
a stranger just might sneer!

"It could not be!" the man would say
"You look so very young!
You shouldn't try to fool us
leaving your true age unsung."

But age we do, and on October's
milestone we cheer
We do not hoot, or snort, or scoff,
or hiss, nor boo, or fleer

Because as we together
climb life's ladder rung by rung
Our lives are shared, and in my brain
your portrait I have hung.

And please note that I have used neither "dung" nor "tongue," thankyouverymuch. Go, me!