Happy Birthday to me! Post me your Worst Verse!

[BSF]

Long day at work,
quite tiring
Check EN World
Looking for thoughts
Inspiring

Sialia's Birthday!
A smile crosses my face
I'm thinking long and hard
but verse was ne'er my friend
words fall from my keyboard
some inane doggerel
that does not even rhyme
Midnight nears as I type
I succumb to despair
And just stop to say
Sialia! Happy Birthday!

You said bad right? Right!?

 

[Piratecat]

I tried to call you late last night
but you were out of house
sparing you a dreadful song
sung by P'Cat and Spouse.

We almost sung to your babysitter instead.

 

[Sialia]

yay! I had the best birthday ever. Lots of good presents, good friends, pizza, happy kids, happy spouse, and even a trip to the movies that worked perfectly.

And a fine set of truly blissfully abominhable poerty.


Thank youall so much for your contributions.

I'm a happy happy old lady.

 

[Sialia]

Ok, FYI, I’m not saying these are all good rhymes, but some of them are pretty close, depending on whether you pronounce it “see ah lee uh” or “see ay lee uh”.



animalia

browallia

dahlia



psychedelia

marginalia

bacchanalia

regalia

echolalia



And, of course,

it’s almost but not quite

a rhyme for Thalia (the Muse of comedy and pastoral poetry)

 

[KidCthulhu]

it’s almost but not quite a rhyme for Thalia (the Muse of comedy and pastoral poetry)

Yeah, because heaven forfend you muse urban poetry, or suburban poetry. Cows are the only fitting subject for poetry. Certainly if your other job is comedy.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

My artistic works never go far
My drawings make others go "har de har har."
But Barendd did speak,
As did many that week,
Thanks for all the cool avatars!


Happy Birthday! Was that bad enough?

 

[Ashy]

I missed it! I and am so sorry...
My heart aches to know it's true.
You know I would-have if I could-have
sent a lilting verse to you.

Late wishes and words simply stink
No matter how fair they might be.
I guess I'll have to promise you
a belated birthday dance with me...

So see you at next year's Gen Con,
don't forget your dancin' shoes...
'Cause we'll have a Sialia-birfday-dance,
that will surely make the (EN World) news!



Sorry I missed it, lass! Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[madriel]

Happy Belated Birthday, Sialia!

 

[Mark]

The measure of any lifespan,
Is never as long as you plan,
You only get old,
Until you've gone cold,
So get all the games in you can...