Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[randomling]

BUT the sign says long haired freaky people... need not apply.

Does that mean I can apply? I'm a short-haired freaky person.

(NTS: must re-shave head, hair getting too long.)

 

[jonesy]

I think that's a spambot. Must be copying something from farther in the thread.

 

[jonesy]

Here's a cool little game (from Sony advertising Skyfall). It's done in the style of old school adventure games like Zork and has you guiding an agent in the field, supposedly as part of an intelligence officer exam.

http://50.112.251.215/

 

[Dog Moon]

Here's a cool little game (from Sony advertising Skyfall). It's done in the style of old school adventure games like Zork and has you guiding an agent in the field, supposedly as part of an intelligence officer exam.

http://50.112.251.215/

Neat, but I'm apparently terrible at it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to be doing something else and I can't focus on it, I don't know.

 

[the Jester]

*Dives quickly to the side as the Jester speeds past, wheels screetching through the hot asphalt.*

"Huh. I didn't know we had asphalt here in the hive."

Nice dodge!

And it isn't asphalt, it's assphalt.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It's not asphault, its assfault.

 

[jonesy]

Neat, but I'm apparently terrible at it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to be doing something else and I can't focus on it, I don't know.

I just made it to the end. Five missions. The parser is a bit dumb (makes me wish Infocom was still around making games), but it's mostly logical (mission four has a convoluted number thingy). Most important command seemed to be 'what do you see'.

Spoiler: the reward for getting through it is the Skyfall trailer on youtube.

 

[Scott DeWar]

It's not asphault, its assfault.

as in whose ass is at fault?

 

[Relique du Madde]

GF's 16 year old cat died, it was her favorite cat. She took it to the vet because it was sick and it died in between tests (when no one was watching him).

She's depressed but there is only so much one can do via text messages when and when the drive if about 1 and a half to twi hours away and you are unable to make that drive.


-Sent via a cybernetic device.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Losing a beloved pet always sucks.