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[Aeson]

Sometimes a part of being a paper information distribution engineer requires finding alternative bodily fluid receptacles. Last night my friend needed to use her improvised bathroom feat. In a pitch black area she thought she passed her search check. Due to the low light conditions she was rolling with disadvantage. While attempting to relieve herself she failed her balance check and rolled down a hill she failed to notice. She's ok. She called me laughing about it. Of course I had to tease her about it. Not only did she fall down a hill, she did it with her pants around her ankles.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My aunt recently re-injured her arm, and has to wear a brace to protect it while it heals. We got her some men’s button front shirts that would fit over it- the women’s ones were all too tight in the arm until she went up to tent sizes, and she can’t lift her arm for pull-ons. But she still has problems buttoning them.

So she drives to work with the shirts on pulled closed but unbuttoned, then has women co-workers help her complete the process.

And just yesterday, she realized the room they’ve been using is monitored by security cams…

 

[Aeson]

Oh noes.

 

[J.Quondam]

A friend of mine has spent a lot of in rural areas of developing countries doing service work. She informed me that a common injury encountered in clinics is stab wounds in the backside caused by accidentally squatting on unseen on sticks at night.

It's always good advice to "Take a peek before you leak" when relieving oneself outdoors.

 

[Aeson]

A failed reflex save vs trap?

 

[J.Quondam]

A failed reflex save vs trap?

I think that might apply to hidden snakes and hot-third rails, too.
Yowch!

 

[Aeson]

The Mythbusters busted the third rail myth. It was one of their early shows.

 

[J.Quondam]

Aww. I'll have to go look that episode up.
But I'll only look it up since actually testing it still sounds pretty, ummm, risky!

 

[trappedslider]

A failed reflex save vs trap?

yes?

 

[Aeson]

Could we get more people to take the vaccine if we wrapped it in a piece of cheese, or hide it in their kibble?