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[Dannyalcatraz]

They ask too many questions like : Whose blood is this? Where did you get it?

And always while your mouth is full…

 

[ScottDeWar_jr]

And always while your mouth is full…

of fangs.

 

[Aeson]

Can't exactly gum the blood out of them.

 

[Ulfgeir]

Can't exactly gum the blood out of them.

I have played a scenario at a convention where we had a toothless vampire that did just that. The scenario was based on Dukes of Hazzard, and we played super-corrupt police officers/medical examiner etc..

Best thing was that the GM used as sketch of comic creator Alan Moore as a phantom sketch of the perpetrator.

 

[Aeson]

What did being toothless have to do with the Dukes of Hazzard? None of em Duke boys was toothless.

 

[Ulfgeir]

What did being toothless have to do with the Dukes of Hazzard? None of em Duke boys was toothless.

He was some kind of elder relative to the boys. Can't remember if they too were vampires (I think they were. Did not end well for them at least)

The characters were from this big city that really was corrupt and criminal, and we were out in hillbilly county.

 

[Aeson]

See this is how you know Dukes of Hazzard was fiction. They had all their teeth and Daisy was never pregnant.

 

[Ulfgeir]

See this is how you know Dukes of Hazzard was fiction. They had all their teeth and Daisy was never pregnant.

Heh, let's put it this way, in that scenario Daisy got recruited to work at the bordello in the city, that was owned and operated by the wife of the police chief and one of the characters.

This was at a very small convention, and they had been running over the years a kind of campaign for that setting. When I said the police were corrupt I really meant it. They had for example that some of the officers operated their own drug-ring stealing drugs from the evidence-room (or if busting other criminals, then only a small amount of drugs and cash seized would find its way to the evidence-room), the chief medical examiner sold body parts on the black market etc. The whole campaign was run with a lot of dark humour.

 

[Aeson]

That's more like reality than you know. In many places coroner is an elected office. You don't have to have medical education to be coroner. I knew a guy that said the Dixie Mafia wanted him to run for coroner. He was a pastor that worked in a supermarket meat department. lol

Dixie Mafia - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[ScottDeWar_jr]

So, in the mid '80s when I went to the strip bars, I was financing the dixie mafia, huh?