ScottDeWar_jr
second birthdate : 15 Dec 2011
I am sorry, I don't do conspiracy very well.
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Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Yet, you almost had me.
J.Quondam
CR 1/8
Best part is that we redheads can pluck off a freckle and command the soul to do our bidding.
ploink! "Hey freckle, turn out the light!"
ploink! "Hey freckle, make me a sammich!"
ploink! "Hey freckle, go mete out unholy vengeance upon my enemies, and blight their legacy for a hundred generations!"
It's pretty handy.
ploink! "Hey freckle, turn out the light!"
ploink! "Hey freckle, make me a sammich!"
ploink! "Hey freckle, go mete out unholy vengeance upon my enemies, and blight their legacy for a hundred generations!"
It's pretty handy.
megamania
Hero
But the Right handed people will feel- LEFT out
Mad_Jack
Legend
Yet, you almost had me.
In college, I got to do some actual "crisis acting" like he mentioned.
Our theatre guild helped out the EMT program each semester by playing victims. I got to play an uncooperative drive-by victim with a sucking chest wound in my back. You should have seen the look on the students' faces when they asked me if I could tell them what happened, and I grabbed one of them by the front of his shirt, dragged his face about six inches from mine, and yelled, "I BEEN SHOT, YOU STUPID F^^^!!!"
I got to chew the scenery like a lunatic and abuse the hell out of them while they tried to assess me - the instructor told us not to pull any punches.
Even the instructor was impressed when I hyperventilated, voluntarily spiked my pulse and faked a seizure.
The lumps I got from accidentally slamming my head on the floor a few times were't quite as fake as the rest of it though.
( As an added complication I also have some fairly impressive scars, although none are from combat or surgery... As a baby I supposedly had really sharp nails and would constantly scratch myself really badly - thus, now as a heavyset guy I have a very impressive half-inch wide scar on either side of my stomach that stretches from the bottom of my rib cage to just above my hips, and looks like I had some kind of major abdominal surgery.)
Mad_Jack
Legend
I'm a brunette but I have scores of freckles. My beard is kinda reddish. So I can trap souls I just can't do anything with them.
I have some red hair in my beard, and my hair gets reddish highlights in the summer if I stay out in the sun alot, despite having gotten really dark over the years.
I have tons of freckles, and I use the souls of my enemies that I've trapped to fuel my mystical powers.
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
I know this is real. I wondered where they got their "victims", drama department makes sense.In college, I got to do some actual "crisis acting" like he mentioned.
Our theatre guild helped out the EMT program each semester by playing victims. I got to play an uncooperative drive-by victim with a sucking chest wound in my back. You should have seen the look on the students' faces when they asked me if I could tell them what happened, and I grabbed one of them by the front of his shirt, dragged his face about six inches from mine, and yelled, "I BEEN SHOT, YOU STUPID F^^^!!!"
I got to chew the scenery like a lunatic and abuse the hell out of them while they tried to assess me - the instructor told us not to pull any punches.
Even the instructor was impressed when I hyperventilated, voluntarily spiked my pulse and faked a seizure.
The lumps I got from accidentally slamming my head on the floor a few times were't quite as fake as the rest of it though.
( As an added complication I also have some fairly impressive scars, although none are from combat or surgery... As a baby I supposedly had really sharp nails and would constantly scratch myself really badly - thus, now as a heavyset guy I have a very impressive half-inch wide scar on either side of my stomach that stretches from the bottom of my rib cage to just above my hips, and looks like I had some kind of major abdominal surgery.)
You're my personal hero for the day because of that. It's hilarious. My sister and niece would be so good at being the troublesome patient. I'd feel bad for being an ass. My arm would actually have to be severed before I can be a jerk about it. I couldn't pretend.
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
The Mutant Chronicles core book shipping is $33 for the cheapest option. Even at half price for the humble bundle the total would be over $60. I can walk into a FLGS pay full price and pay less. Paizo has the same problem. Shipping from the publisher costs WAY too much.
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