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Hundreds of people gathered in Dealey Plaza in Dallas TX to see JFK Jr announce he's Trump's running mate in 2024. Why? Who? What? How?

For those not in the know. John F. Kennedy 35th president was shot at Dealey Plaza on Nov. 22 1963. John F. Kennedy Jr. died in a plane crash on July 16 1999. Why would a dead man announce his candidacy at the location his father was murdered? Who really believes this? What do they think he'll do?
For the uneducated- vote for a gawd
 

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When I was a gym rat (in my 20s), I would do 3 sets of 10 reps of 700lb leg presses as part of my workout. This concerned the hell out of some of the “weightlifting bros” who were hitting on women I knew in the weight room.

Amusingly, I wasn’t the one they really had to fear. Sure, I could & would have stepped up to help any who asked, but one in particular- Heather Brunner- would have made an excellent stand in for Linda Carter as Wonder Woman. (Or maybe Marina Syrtis.) She was in great shape her own damn self.
 

I've always avoided physical labor when I could. I've attempted to lift weights for exercise but can't stick to it. I don't have any stories of feats of strength. ☹

So, I'll make one up...
This one day while walking home from school I saw a school bus dangling off the side of a bridge. I ran forward to help. By the time I got there the bus was in the water. I lifted the bus out of the water and put it back on the bridge.
 





Arms are weak though I have "Bull Strength". However, my legs were not. As a kid I pedaled 20+ miles a day (April to Nov) plus hiking and Soccer.

Now I can't walk. Go figure.
 

I ran so fast I was able to travel through time.


Please don't take my comments the wrong way. I'm just having fun.
 

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