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Once, when I was a kid and living in Denver, there was a blizzard rolling in so they decided to close school early. Mom came to pick me up and 2 of my friends who lived in the same neighborhood. After getting them into the back seat, I started to get into the front passenger seat. I grabbed the door handle…and slid right under the car like a mechanic. Mom couldn’t figure out where I was, but my friends had seen what happened and were laughing their asses off.
(Eventually, my friends pulled me out from under.)
With this experience STILL in my mind decades later, I had one hand on the BACK door handle while I held dinner with the other and worked the front door.
megamania
Hero
I hope you get milage pay
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
I get a route allowance, which is based on the miles the route covers. Bigger routes with more papers pays more. I also get paid per paper delivered.
Thunderfoot
Hero
Let me just say as a drummer my best p/u line is:
"I have limb independence, great rhythm, stamina and by the way I sing lead from behind the kit so my mouth works independent of the rest of me."
It's surprisingly effective.
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