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Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.
Big daddy here was taller than my car.
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Snow kitty. Looks like they tried to give it whiskers.
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There was one that had a HUGE phat 🍑. The base alone could have been one average snowman.

I didn't think we had gotten enough snow for some of the snowmen I saw tonight.
 

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Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.
Many years ago, a gamer friend and his daughter tried to make a snowman. We rarely get enough snow for a sizable one. They had more pine straw than snow. I dubbed it a straw golem.
 

Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.
We were told the papers would be available early. By 6:30pm early. That's about 4 hours earlier than normal. I got there at 7pm. Nearly 2 and half hours later they finally showed up. We don't get paid to wait. I was furious. For a company that disseminates information, they're absolutely gawd awful at internal communications.
 




Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.
Yesterday I woke up to some banging noises in the livingroom. I opened the door to the "tail" end of my cat being chased by a sticky bug trap. Apparently, her tail got caught on the sticky pad, and she tried to run away. She jumped up on the table behind the TV leaving the trap with fur stuck to it on the floor.

It's my fault. I put the thing on the sofa near where she currently likes to nap. The light stopped working on it so I set it aside on the sofa. She must have been flicking her tail and it got stuck or something. Luckily she wasn't hurt.
 

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