Me talking with 40k references is my personal running joke. Me calling apple products heresy... Also my personal joke. Me being a heretic as I own an iPad, my personal shame. Apple Pencil, news from apple press release about two hours ago...
Oh, and the memo is in a dark cellar without stairs, on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'