Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[Dannyalcatraz]

...change into my baggy, brown pants.

 

[Scott DeWar]

Danny has it for the answer!

 

[Blackrat]

Does my small country have nuclear weapons? Do I have the launch device and codes? Is the tool shed between me and my helicopter?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Are you in the Dutchy of Grand Fenwick?

If not, then nukes are unlikely.

 

[Random Bystander]

Does my small country have nuclear weapons? Do I have the launch device and codes? Is the tool shed between me and my helicopter?

You have heavy artillery. It is, however, still a thoroughly tactical weapon. You can easily fire your heavy artillery at anywhere in your compound, however it will take a dramatically-appropriate amount of time to fire. Your helicopter will have to be recalled from your offshore warship (1), for extra dramatic tension.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hmmm...perhaps the brown KILT would be a better option...

 

[Blackrat]

Ah, I guess I'll just have a hissy fit and demand my cabinet to explain me why I don't have nuclear weapons. Then execute the messenger, dress as a gardener and go open the tool shed.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I run the other way.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I run the other way.

I have selected for you a nice running away song.
[video=youtube;iIpfWORQWhU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU&sns=em[/video]

 

[Random Bystander]

Ah, I guess I'll just have a hissy fit and demand my cabinet to explain me why I don't have nuclear weapons. Then execute the messenger, dress as a gardener and go open the tool shed.

You fool Macguyver, the A-Team, and the Archaeologist.

Fortunately, there is no video camera in the toolshed.

Because when did they start handing out super-powers to small children?

Gained: Pants are, in fact, on fire.
Gained: About 5 m/s of speed.
Lost: Pursuer. Something about "reckless use of magical artifacts. He was just a gardener!"