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Santa is both a stalker and homewrecker. As for evidence :
Stalking :"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good."
Homewrecker :"Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night"
 




Christmas was VERY good this year. Guess I advanced to the "Nice" list finally.

3 boosters of Maze of Death, Hitman's Bodyguard and a laptop computer!
 





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