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[Scott DeWar]

Dear Journal:

Hello. I am the Crown Prince of Nigeria. I have recently come into a large fortune, but...

Dear Mr. Crown Prince of Nigeria,

I am the minister of finance of Nigeria. How may I be of service?

 

[trappedslider]

I wonder if the country of Nigeria factors in 419 scams as part of their GDP...

 

[Scott DeWar]

yes, we do!

 

[Random Bystander]

Current location: In Somnia.

It can be a difficult place to leave...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Current location: In Somnia.

It can be a difficult place to leave...

It can be a puzzle, for sure. You should sleep on it.

 

[Random Bystander]

It can be a puzzle, for sure. You should sleep on it.

Thank you. You are very helpful in an alternate universe.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Me am doctor at the Mayo Clinic on Bizarro World.

 

[Random Bystander]

Me am doctor at the Mayo Clinic on Bizarro World.

...So are you not a doctor, or not at the Mayo Clinic?

Dear Journal: C++

int value = 0;
...
value -= (value < min) * (value - min);
value -= (value > max) * (value - max);

Because if statements contain a jump instruction, therefore are slow.

 

[megamania]

Watching Pacific Rim and working on Storyhours and future adventures on my new laptop while eating Chili and beer.

Its looking like a really good day off from work so far.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Kind of like the Lazlo Letters by Don Novello...

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