Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[megamania]

Thought I would share....

 

[Aeson]

Guy calls the radio station I'm listening to to request a song.
[video=youtube_share;xvaEJzoaYZk]https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk[/video]

The DJ asked what he was doing. He said "Leaving my wife's belly dancing class."
"Belly dancing class?"
"Yeah, she teaches belly dancing."
"Do you belly dance?"
"Not when I'm standing."


LOL

 

[Scott DeWar]

Tuesday the 30th will mark the 7th anniversary of my guts ripping. An ommenis day for me.

in lighter news, a riddle:

How many surrealist does it take to change a light bulb?

Soup made from multicolored machine parts

 

[megamania]

Funny (not really) but I was going through an older photo disk I found and it contained pictures of my Wound Vac and chest without the wound vac.

Puts certain things into perspective.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I woke several times, one time early on I had a wound vac on my abdomen. I remember trying to talk to the nurses, so I got so frustrated I tried to pull out my intabation tube.

 

[megamania]

The worst thing I had experienced was a minor hole that "squeaked" for about an hour before I found it and patched it.

 

[Scott DeWar]

all 3 of my abdomin muscle groups were incised and left open for 22 months with nothing more then a piece of skin from my upper thigh to hold in my "Goodies", 6" wide, 7" long.

Whee!

 

[megamania]

You had it worse.... no arguement

 

[Scott DeWar]

well, now days, I have partial muscle connectivity with a "plate " of scar tiswsue3 where the mesh was. The muscle had atrophied so bad they could only reconnect the muscles all willy nilly on the mesh.

I can beat on it and it sounds like one of those big base drums from what you see in marching bands.

 

[megamania]

Normally it is a visual or a smell that unnerves me.... now we may add an audible one (besides the bodies hitting air ports in Titanic)