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[Aeson]

I just gave my sister a B12 shot. I had a Sheldon Cooper moment. I'm not a medical professional, should I be doing this? lol

 

[Aeson]

If you're not offended by offensive jokes. Some of these I've heard before.
https://youtu.be/ALX-L4Isgig

Check out some of the jokes in the comments section.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dayum.

(Ain’t gonna lie, I chuckled.)

 

[Aeson]

I had a chat with a black guy once. He was talking about a guy he had played cards with, but misidentified him. I corrected him. He said "Well, you know what they say, they all look alike." I had to laugh.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I use that one a lot.

 

[Aeson]

The Super Bowl gets one flyover by The Blue Angels. I got a dozen as they circle. I tried to get pictures but they look like UFOS, not jets.

Man, I goofed. I thought it was The Blue Angels. It was the Thunderbirds. I could have sworn the planes I saw were blue and yellow not white and blue.

 

[Aeson]

I'm doing a cross word puzzle. I come across the clue Super Uptight, 4 letters. [sarcasm]What on earth could the answer be? [/sarcasm]

 

[Aeson]

Has Liam Neeson just ended his career?

 

[jonesy]

I'm doing a cross word puzzle. I come across the clue Super Uptight, 4 letters. [sarcasm]What on earth could the answer be? [/sarcasm]

Edgy? I have never understood crossword puzzles. I've never managed to get even halfway one.

 

[jonesy]

Has Liam Neeson just ended his career?

Regardless of what kind of person the things he said make him, it was at the very least idiotic to say them aloud. Like, how did he think that would be received? Sheesh.