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[Aeson]

I had a good night. I watched Brie Larson's boobs guest host for Jimmy Kimmel. I got home from work before 5am. And I won $10 on a $5 scratcher.

 

[megamania]

PUPPIES !!!!

 

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[Aeson]

What's a good gift for a broke azz motherfracker to buy for his girlfriend? I really need to go shopping. I'm kinda running out of time. lol

 

[megamania]

At the Bennington VT Wal-mart the Salvation Army guy likes to dress up. He does the Grinch or Batman. Had my daughter take a photo of Batman and me.

 

[megamania]

He didn't seem to mind my Spider-man T-shirt or my Pee Bag. He even offered to help me load the car (I have to use a walker full-time now)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

What's a good gift for a broke azz motherfracker to buy for his girlfriend? I really need to go shopping. I'm kinda running out of time. lol

Quality time?

 

[Aeson]

Quality time?

That's harder to come by. I did get some time with her tonight while I changed her flat tire. I was in the middle of my route. We were on the phone when she thought she had a flat. I could actually hear it over the phone. I drove 15 miles to help her and still finished my route before the 6am cut off time. I'm just that good. Hell, I'm so good not only did I finish on time, I took my brother in law his lug wrench, drove 20 miles home, and stopped for breakfast, and got home before 6am.

To top the night off, I found $20 on the ground outside of one of the stores I deliver to.

 

[Aeson]

And being the true gentleman that I am, I gave her my coat to wear in the subfreezing temps.

 

[Aeson]

I got them all but the last one.