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[megamania]

Got my wheelchair today. Now I just need my "Honk if You're Horny" bumper sticker.

 

[Aeson]

Humor can be healthy coping mechanism. Helps keep your spirits up. Please try to stay positive.

 

[Aeson]

What do you do when ice fishing if the fish you catch is bigger than the hole?

 

[trappedslider]

so,this is the piece of art that I commissioned,it's the main girl (Abigail) in the book i'm working on

Spoiler

Let me know if you want to commission something and I'll give you her contact info.

 

[Aeson]

I heard EDM on a Christian station tonight. I'm trying to picture the rave. Ankle length skirts, long sleeves, turtlenecks, room for the holy ghost?



I'm just talking about music and dances. I promise.

 

[Aeson]

I think I need help. I looked in my rearview mirror, and saw myself, and was startled for a second. lol But most people are startled when they first get a glimpse of me.

The screen for the back up camera cast an eerie glow.

 

[megamania]

Like a Jack Nicolson in Shining glow?

 

[Aeson]

Like Pennywise in It glow.

 

[megamania]

"They float down here. They ALL float down here."

 

[Aeson]

Get this, my girlfriend thought she was helping a friend out by giving her a job at the paper. Well that friend told my girl's boss I had been at the house. He wanted to know why then warned my girlfriend to be careful not to have relationships with others outside of work. The so called friend rents a downstairs apartment from my girl so she's seen me there. She's about to need to find a new place to live. So much drama.