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[megamania]

Yes I'm back but my life has gotten worse...… much worse.

 

[Aeson]

Glad to have you here. Missed ya. Sorry to hear things are getting worse.

 

[trappedslider]

Cthulhu: why have you summoned me
Bailiff: jury duty

 

[Aeson]

That's a jury I wouldn't want.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That's a jury I wouldn't want.

Could be crazy...

 

[trappedslider]

Is there any reason why you couldn't serve on this jury?

"Yes,I'm cosmic horror and want to eat everyone."

"Defense has no objection to this juror."

"No does the prosecution your honor."

"crap."

 

[Blackrat]

Aren’t you supposed to be citizen to be eligible for jury duty though? There was no US when Cthulhu was born eons ago, and I doubt he’d have gone through any citisenship test

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

He IS inherently un-naturalized.

OTOH, he might’ve, just for the chaos. Or maybe he just gets fake IDs.

“Lessee that driver’s license....ummmm...sir. Seems it sez...

DL. NO: 271828182
Mr. C. T. Hulhu
666 Noneucliduan Way
Savannah, GA 31415

pause

“Seems legit.”

 

[Aeson]

Could be crazy...

Then again, could be the only peer I have on the jury.

 

[jonesy]

"Alright. And now for the next jury candidate. Mr. Nigh R. Lathotep?"