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[Aeson]

"Thou shall not decry the blackness of a kettle, when thou pot likened to the shade of pitch thyself."

 

[trappedslider]

Tried a ouija board,but it just wanted to talk about extending my car's warranty

 

[Aeson]

Last time I used a ouija board I got busy signal.

 

[Aeson]

In the last month the Atlanta Braves lost 3 legends. Phil Niekro passed 12/20. Don Sutton passed last week. Hank Aaron yesterday. Last night I didn't see the front page of the paper until late. I happened to see the headline 'Farewell, Hammer' Without seeing anything else I said outloud Hank Aaron died. I turned on the light to see, I was right.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Georgia is having a rollercoaster time right now.

 

[Aeson]

No kidding.

 

[Aeson]

That same night I get a stop notice. The delivery could be stopped for a lot of reasons. Sometimes I get a reason, sometimes I don't. Last night the reason was because the customer was deceased. It's the second one in a week, and the third since I started working. One thing that set this one apart, there was another note. It said the relatives wanted to thank me for the great service. I thought it was really nice. I don't know who the message was from or why they thought to do it. It made me feel good.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sounds like someone was raised with manners.

 

[Aeson]

I heard about this sea shanty craze on tik tok. I expected to see hot jailbait wiggling to some song. I had no idea.


Really well done.

 

[Mad_Jack]

That... kind of hurt my brain a little...

I heard about this sea shanty craze on tik tok. I expected to see hot jailbait wiggling to some song. I had no idea.


Really well done.

Now that was kinda cool.

So, are people just randomly singing sea shanties, or is everybody doing that one song?