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[Aeson]

Somehow a cat got in and out of my car yesterday without my mom noticing. I know this because she left a laptop in the car and it had muddy kitty prints all over it.
This could be how it happened.

 

[Aeson]

This is the best ever. I heard the Jan 6th insurrection as Bud Light Putsch.

 

[Dog Moon]

My dumas sister tested positive for Covid. She's been fully vaccinated. Now I have to worry that my mom brought it home to me.

She can't be that dumb... she's been fully vaccinated!

On a side note, was supposed to hang out with a friend this week, but even though she has been fully vaccinated... she has now gotten Covid... for the second time...

 

[Aeson]

She can't be that dumb... she's been fully vaccinated!

On a side note, was supposed to hang out with a friend this week, but even though she has been fully vaccinated... she has now gotten Covid... for the second time...

Which surprised me, to be honest. She's so right wing she can't even make left turns when driving. Her husband is not vaccinated and experiencing symptoms.

 

[Aeson]

I heard a man say out of his face hole with utter sincerity, that quantum computers operate by tapping into other parallel universes to power them.

We are DOOMED if the guests on Coast to Coast AM ever get anything right.

 

[Aeson]

Lots of crazy going on the last few years. I often wonder how I or we keep going. In the last 10 years I've seen and experienced things I thought and hoped I'd never see. Every year I hope this year will be different, and it is. Somehow something new seems to throw more poo in the fan. Outside my little world it's just getting scarier. Within my little world the poo continues to pile. While I'm not as low on the pile I once was, it still seems to be steep smelly climb. I can look back and see how far I've gone. I'm getting more fearful of the future, yet I keep planning for there to be one. When does it end?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Climbing Mt. Pooji ends when you die.

 

[Aeson]

A group of toddlers is called a migraine.

I came up with this one.
A group of teenagers is called a famine.
"Moooomuh, there's nothing to eat"

 

[trappedslider]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Aeson]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

A teenage girl saying the same as in my post but during that time of the month.