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[Mad_Jack]

I've heard the term crotch goblins to refer to the offspring of a certain would-be dictator. I think it's the first time I heard it and thought it apropos.

Actually, crotch crickets, junk monkeys and knob goblins are all slang terms my friends and I use for having a case of the crabs...

 

[Aeson]

Then I would wonder what you and your friends are into that you need so many slang terms for the one thing. And is this a common problem for you.

 

[Aeson]

He needs a Santa hat.

 

[Aeson]

I asked around at work and found someone that said she had a Santa hat that might work. She said she'll bring it tomorrow night.
Some info, the lights are battery powered. I put the battery pack in the bag he's in. I was trying to make it look like he got himself tangled up without actually tangling him up. The wiring is very thin and I don't want to risk damaging the wires. What's crazy, the battery pack takes 3 AA batteries. I feel that's a lot for tiny lights .

 

[Aeson]

This is a hotel in Pyongyang North Korea. I wonder who in North Korea can afford it. Allegedly there is tourism in North Korea. I'm not sure it's a place I would want to visit.