Have you read Wulf's Story Hour yet?

[Jeremy]

Yeah yeah, sure sure. Wulf saw cute and had to fix it.

Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

James Edwards: Well, first I was gonna shoot this guy hanging from the streetlight, and then I realized, you know, he's just working out. How would I feel if someone came running' in the gym busting my ass when I'm on a treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast-guy an' I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Not much threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany, and I'm thinking, you know, eight year old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night, with quantum physics books? She's about to start some sh#@, Zed! She's about eight years old, those books are way too advanced for her!

 

[Joker]

How do we know that Jeremy and Wulf Ratbane really aren't the same person?

Just something that crossed my otherwise seldom used mind.

Tata.

 

[Jeremy]

Heh.

You can tell by comparing story hours, one is well written and gets updated, and the other is a hackjob of barely remembered occurences played out by a bunch of insane PC's.

 

[Joker]

Ah, but that may be just an intricate and extremely well thought of but mostly diabolical scheme to rule the world. I haven't figured out yet how you can rule the world by having people read story hours but I'll figure it out somehow. Maybe somekind of subliminel messaging. Who knows.

BTW, excuse the spelling. Britney Spears's music is in the background and I can't concentrate with that...that stuff echoing in the vast space between my ears. I could get the remote and change the channel but it's five feat away and it's not my turn yet.

Tata.

 

[Velenne]

...played out by a bunch of insane PC's

But...I love the smell of roses on the rat farflung day of crayons. Where are my pants? I NEED SCISSORS! 61!!

 

[Angelsboi]

ive always liked Wulf and i figured, my day off (until 6 pm at least) ill go read. I couldnt stop!! I finished The Forge of Fury and i will start Speaker in Dreams tomorrow.

I dont have a favorite character as i like them all (although the hafling is played more like a Kender). But i must admit, i was shocked
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When the little gnome died. I was so sad!! I figured the hafling would save him for sure.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

 

[Bonedagger]

Just started reading it.

Got to love that dwarfs attitude.

 

[Horacio]

Wulf rocks!

He's a Dwarven Living Legend.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

This thread gets more bumps than the actual Story Hour...

Glad to see I have some new readers enjoying it.

One of the things I most regret about the "compiled" version is losing all of the comments from readers when the outrageous things happen in the story. I can't wait to see what some of these new folks think...


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