Hazards of Hookers and Problems with Prostitutes

[Torm]

Fixed that for you. In one D&D game we played last year, the halfling of the party wound up with a teenage human WIFE out of his trip to the brothel. Through judicious party protection, she's now his 6th level Fighter cohort.

Jalie wasn't teenage - she was 20 at the time! (The princess is teenage.) She just has some ....issues. And she's 7th Rogue now - was 3rd back then, although with her skills skewed toward her profession, including ranks in Profession (Prostitute).

I DMed this one. Great fun. The Halfling got hopped up on a concoction at the bar and ended up sleeping with half the brothel. Made quite an impression - so much so that one of them followed him back to their ship and snuck into his bed while he slept off the aftereffects. And then when found insisted that Garrett had proposed marriage.

 

[Rel]

I know exactly how Jayne from Firefly would react.

That has to be the cheapest hookers I have ever heard of. Those women need a union!

Among the other crude humor bandied about the table, the players all looked down at the amount of gold written on their character sheets and gawked in amazement. "My God! We could spend the rest of our lives here!"

I was very slightly afraid that they would decide to give up adventuring there and then.

It's been shifter prostitutes. My player's characters tend to do their investigations in a bad part of town.

I anticipated the possibility that the party might get into a bit of a melee in the brothel (particularly if it became necessary that they be "escorted to the door" by the Minotaur bouncer) so I drew it out on the battlemat. I placed the Halfling mini in one of the rooms and then placed a Werewolf miniature next to his PC.

Halfling: "Whoa! What the hell!?"

Me: "It's a Shifter. You said Race didn't matter."

Halfling: *considers for a moment then opens the door and yells down the hallway* "I'm gonna need a bucket in here! One with a really strong handle!" Then addresses me: "Ok. I'm good now."

 

[megamania]

"Always expect to lose an hour of the session when the PC's first run into Changeling Prostitutes."

You had more control than me. We lost 2hours.

We were in Zilargo and went to a harbor city. They were tracking down Madame payne of House of Payne. They didn't catch the double meaning until they arrived there. they were expecting thieves- not ladies of the night. They got rid of the pesky guide "given" to them by their patron by paying the madame 3 PLATINUM and said do everything. The poor guy may still be there

 

[megamania]

And for Changeling Prostitutes, you should roll on that old DMG chart every 10 to 15 minutes.

ow. That hurts

 

[megamania]

LOL!

 

[Desdichado]

Among the other crude humor bandied about the table, the players all looked down at the amount of gold written on their character sheets and gawked in amazement. "My God! We could spend the rest of our lives here!"

I was very slightly afraid that they would decide to give up adventuring there and then.

While the game does... what? Force everyone to pick up a copy of the BoEF to continue?

 

[yennico]

And for Changeling Prostitutes, you should roll on that old DMG chart every 10 to 15 minutes.

rlotf

 

[Khayman]

For an old-school feel, you should have rolled randomly. ;-)

Do you pay extra for an 'old-school feel'?

 

[The Shaman]

Do you pay extra for an 'old-school feel'?

In a manner of speaking...Fort save v. disease, anyone?

 

[Rel]

Do you pay extra for an 'old-school feel'?

Two copper. Same as on the street.