Hazards of Hookers and Problems with Prostitutes

[Emirikol]

Warforged Prostitutes

I suppose warforged prostitutes would be a possibility. "Basic Pleasure Model's" for the home troops and CASTRATING MACHINES for the enemies (like from Ice Pirates..remember those jagged-toothed-jaws?)

jh

 

[Rel]

I suppose warforged prostitutes would be a possibility. "Basic Pleasure Model's" for the home troops and CASTRATING MACHINES for the enemies (like from Ice Pirates..remember those jagged-toothed-jaws?)

jh

 

[Remathilis]

I suppose warforged prostitutes would be a possibility. "Basic Pleasure Model's" for the home troops and CASTRATING MACHINES for the enemies (like from Ice Pirates..remember those jagged-toothed-jaws?)

jh

I just found my excuse for a female-bodied warforged.

 

[BastionPress_Creech]

Wow.
Wow.

I want one!

Imagine it... Winona Ryder one night, Drew Barrymore the next. The possibilities are endless!

Followed by Famke Jansen, Rebecaa Romaijn (sp?), Shania Twain, and every other "hot" woman you can ever dream of...

I may just have to start an Eberron campaign just so I can put my player's into this situation and see how they handle it.

 

[Riggs]

His charge, the Artificer, was the one who was actually trying to get some information out of one of the prostitutes. Again, we couldn't completely "skip to the end" because he wanted to get her tied up in order to better get some answers to his questions. In the end (*ahem*) he couldn't bring himself to be at all forceful with her about answering his questions and basically said he had a fun time and asked nicely for the info (which, me being a RBDM, I uncharacteristically allowed to work).

True, but then they did try to kill him, so you got your RBDM card back.

Good thing he had "HookerBane" on his crossbow! (he did)

 

[Belen]

I may just have to start an Eberron campaign just so I can put my player's into this situation and see how they handle it.

You could just ask, but I'll bet you get weird looks.

 

[Rel]

I may just have to start an Eberron campaign just so I can put my player's into this situation and see how they handle it.

If caught off guard and pressed for a description, try, "If you didn't know better you'd be absolutely certain that she was the Unholy Love Child of Lucy Liu and Monica Bellucci."

Get's em' every time, right Riggs?

 

[BastionPress_Creech]

You could just ask, but I'll bet you get weird looks.

Nahh, it's more fun to blindside them with it. They react so much better that way. It's fun watching smoke roll out their ears as the gears spin and spin from when they try to react...

 

[barsoomcore]

My party ended up in the brothel adventure from the "Vile" Dungeon magazine and that was pretty entertaining. Once they'd gotten rid of the BBEG and escaped with hardly their lives (and nothing of their dignity), the rogue decided he ought to go back since "all the bad guys are dead now", then failed his save against Baleful Polymorph and got turned into a garter snake.

Then again, they'd already had such experiences -- like the time Elena and Natacha took Arrafin out for a night on the town in Luc'Davarionne, town of prostitutes...

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

My party ended up in the brothel adventure

...

a garter snake.

Heh heh ....

Sorta does, "O, that I were a glove" one better, eh?