Help Finding my Husband

[Anne of Cleves]

Dear Sirs and Ladies,
I bequeath your aid in locating my wayward husband. He has been out drinking at the pub with his friends again and playing in his dungeon until all hours of the night. He is a rather portly man with a crown on his head and a bad case of gout. His name is Henry. I have heard from gentlemen in the court that he has been seen around this place. Do you know where he might be? Thank thee for any help you might bestow!

 

[jgbrowning]

Dear Sirs and Ladies,
I bequeath your aid in locating my wayward husband. He has been out drinking at the pub with his friends again and playing in his dungeon until all hours of the night. He is a rather portly man with a crown on his head and a bad case of gout. His name is Henry. I have heard from gentlemen in the court that he has been seen around this place. Do you know where he might be? Thank thee for any help you might bestow!

Nope, no Henry here. Move along....


joe b.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Anne, I have some bad news.

Your husband helps the realm by "moderating" messages on a common forum known as "ENWorld". Recently, due to lack of funds, this forum has colapsed and is now being served on cork messageboards scattered throughout the realm. Your husband must now travel from tavern to tavern collecting these messages and redirecting them.

This is a daunting task and your husband is to be commended for his efforts. He has no assistants in this matter with the exception of that very nice girl, Katie Howard. You should be quite proud of him.

 

[Catherine Howard]

Anne, I would not believe a word these louts are saying. They are Henry's drinking buddies and they are trying to cover up for him. Though there were some very helpful people here the last time I came looking for him. While I appreciate being called a very nice girl, I haven't seen Henry for several weeks myself. The big wind bag!

 

[Captain NeMo]

Some people have too much time on their hands.

 

[Crothian]

Henry has taken with the ladies of the night. He now goes into opium dens and spends all of the family wealth. I suggest you try there.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Dear Sirs and Ladies,
I bequeath your aid in locating my wayward husband. He has been out drinking at the pub with his friends again and playing in his dungeon until all hours of the night. He is a rather portly man with a crown on his head and a bad case of gout. His name is Henry. I have heard from gentlemen in the court that he has been seen around this place. Do you know where he might be? Thank thee for any help you might bestow!

Do you have this post saved as a Word doc or something? It was funny two years ago, and half-funny last year.

But now? Not really funny.

Sorry.

 

[Crothian]

Please like anything that happens today is actually funny.......

 

[Anne Boleyn]

Do you have this post saved as a Word doc or something? It was funny two years ago, and half-funny last year.

But now? Not really funny.

Sorry.

I am sorry to offend. We will never return to darken the door here again.


*POOF*

 

[Jeremy757]

I am sorry to offend. We will never return to darken the door here again.


*POOF*

Ahhhhhh......Im sad. Ive never seen these lassies before. I thought it was funny.