Help Finding my Husband

[Crothian]

Tom ruins all our fun......

 

[Kid Charlemagne]

Ah, c'mon, really. It's nothing to lose your head over.

 

[Tom Cashel]

I am the RUINER!

(pronounced ROO-ee-nur)

 

[Catherine Parr]

I am sorry to offend. We will never return to darken the door here again.


*POOF*

Now Anne! Show some backbone. Don't let these ruffians bother you. I say we don't leave until that overstuffed king makes an appearance and talks to us. He at least owes us that much. He is our husband you know!

 

[Catherine of Aragon]

Are there no gentlemen here to help us ladies? Our need is great and Henry has much to answer for!

 

[Tom Cashel]

They're multiplying!

 

[Mystery Man]

They're multiplying!

See what you did?!

 

[Pbartender]

They're multiplying!

I thought Henry's problem was that they weren't multiplying?


If you know what I mean...




And I think you do.

 

[Jane Seymour]

Not true! I gave Henry a son, Edward. Though sadly, I died of childbirth fever shortly after giving birth to him.

 

[LeifVignirsson]

Ah, the trouble with having the Pagan/Heathen New Years on April 1st... Or was it because there is a New Years celebration by pagans and heathens that it is April Fools? Meh, whatever...

Henry is down with the Pagan Clowns... It is New Years, after all... Maybe there is a Pagan Bowl Game on, the Ox Bowl with the Norse taking on the Goths...