D&D 5E Help Me Pick My Minotaur

[Henry]

Oh, dear lord...I'm in tears over here. I think I ruptured something.

This thread is udderly hysterical!

It was a cow-culated risk by the 'Midget, but looks like he didn't milk the joke too much, nor get too grazy with it.

If you want an iconoclast, you could also go with a minotaur Diviner Wizard, named Medium Rary. Not too many minotaur wizards out there either. Plus, it's a name with some D&D history behind it!

 

[Rune]

I'm curious why the paladin, Holy Cow, or the cleric, Sacred Cow, aren't on the OP's list. I hope they didn't get slaughtered.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Another sailor name: last name- El Mar ( "the sea") => Elmer's glue reference

Warlock: HR (Holstien Roan) Geiger, HP (Hereford Pembroke) Lovecraft

Illusionist: Hairy Moodini

Bard: Moomenschanz

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

I'm curious why the paladin, Holy Cow, or the cleric, Sacred Cow, aren't on the OP's list. I hope they didn't get slaughtered.

Those are his hirelings. He needs a herd, after all.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Of course, Maverick works for bard or rogue types.

 

[GameDoc]

Make an evoker, focus on electrical damage spells. Make sure he wears rubber boots. Call him G'rowyndd Boef

 

[Warbringer]

All solid!

Bard names
Pat Minotaur is good. Very good. Add Shia LeBoef, Rob Hereford, Angus Young, and, of course, Meatloaf. If he is a courtly & libidinous type, Sir Loin seems obvious.


Monk name
Grasschomper, iron Hoof, Ferdinand. Dragon Bull Z.

Ranger
Sailor Moo. Queequeg. Namoo.


Rogue names
Stan Pede. Bodacious.

I would say bravo, but well done seems more appropriate

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I would say bravo, but well done seems more appropriate

Thank you for the rare compliment!

Other possible names: Durham, Pippen, Jordan, Rodman.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Beyb* Blue-axe, who has enameled his axe the color of the sea.





* named after Paul Bunyan's blue ox, Babe, of course

 

[Steely Dan]

I will woo men's wives out from under their noses

Don't you mean moo men's wives?