Henry
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Oh, dear lord...I'm in tears over here. I think I ruptured something.
This thread is udderly hysterical!
It was a cow-culated risk by the 'Midget, but looks like he didn't milk the joke too much, nor get too grazy with it.
If you want an iconoclast, you could also go with a minotaur Diviner Wizard, named Medium Rary. Not too many minotaur wizards out there either. Plus, it's a name with some D&D history behind it!