[HIVEMIND] Back to School, Back to Basics, Back to the HIVE...

[Eternalknight]

I wouldn't jest if I were you. What I've just started on writing will, technically, if there are any stat blocks for chickens anywhere, allow for the creation of war chickens

That could be... interesting. Apply the Titanic template and we have something that reminds me of an episode of South Park (except they were turkeys, not chickens). One of those could feed a village for a month!

 

[Morbidity]

Just think of the mammoth wish bone!

 

[barsoomcore]

The love and the display of that love between my scythe and I is not unnatural, it is a thing of beauty.

I'll say. I've made fortune selling the videotapes on E-Bay.

*ducks, points at TFO*

 

[Arc]

That could be... interesting. Apply the Titanic template and we have something that reminds me of an episode of South Park (except they were turkeys, not chickens). One of those could feed a village for a month!

Yeah, but think of the size of the EGGS! The ultimate omelet would become a reality.

 

[barsoomcore]

The ultimate omelet would become a reality.

Given titanic, armoured chickens, I'd say "The Ultimate Omelet" would become Reality TV! Watch as celebrities defy their clucking, feathered nemesis...es...

 

[Arc]

How would these chefs season it? Are there enough mushrooms readily available, and what about the cheese supplies? Also, getting a frying pan of such epic proportion would be a task indeed.

 

[Morbidity]

Mmmmmm massive omelette with mushrooms and cheese. It would be a challenge but gentlemen I think it is within our combined capabilities. Start searching for the world's biggest saucepan immediately.

 

[Tallok]

Yes, I noticed I was just assuming Tallok was making a bigoted assumption regarding death’s sexuality. Definitely female!

No, I didn't mean that, I've just been reading too much Terry Pratchett, where death is male

 

[barsoomcore]

Define "too much Terry Pratchett."

Sounds unlikely to me...

 

[Trainz]

My workday is boring as hell, I'm lurking ENWorld, I'm thinking:"Gawd, please, PLEASE make something interesting happen, I'm bored to death" when some movement near my feet attracts my attention.

The BIGGEST &%$&%! CRITTER runs away from my feet. It looks like a centipede with pale complexion and long legs, about 2 inches long, and dashes away at warp 9.

My heart is still beating. What in the 10 hells was THAT ? ? !

If I can find the guts to kill it, I'll probably gain a level.