'Something' to do with the socio-economic impact of beholder remote controls?
SOMETHING?
My goodness, it has EVERYTHING to do with the impact of beholder remote controls. Heck, that's without going into the actual effect of the IMPACT of a thrown beholder remote control (usually thrown by a telekinesis eye beam, mind you).
Ever since I got my beholder remote control, I've had access to some VERY nice statuary depicting squirrels that I put around the place (and there aren't any squirrels on the bird feeders anymore) - and I can sell them for a tidy sum also.
On top of that, I have one of the single most powerful excavation tools of all time, all without the worries of converting the excavated mass into energy or finding a place to put all the dirt.
Rent that sucker out, and I can make a mint in the construction and demolition industry.
I (heart) my beholder remote control!