[HIVEMIND] New menus, New Hive, I feel so Alive!!! Ha ha ha!!

[blackshirt5]

If you wanna go, Big Cat, got a few choice words.

"Come Get some, kitty, if'n ya feel like a neutering."

 

[Piratecat]

"Come Get some, baby."

Sorry, I was listening to your Mom say the exact same thing.

PS Editing your post won't help!

 

[Piratecat]

Actually, I don't have time to trade too many jibes right now; we're heading over to Sagiro's house in a few minutes. He's in new Zealand for a month, so everyone from his game is going to go over and sit around and gaze glumly at his closed D&D notes. Have a good Sunday!

 

[blackshirt5]

Actually, I don't have time to trade too many jibes right now; we're heading over to Sagiro's house in a few minutes. He's in new Zealand for a month, so everyone from his game is going to go over and sit around and gaze glumly at his closed D&D notes. Have a good Sunday!

I take it you have two cars, or do I have to drive up there to get your wife and make her sing the lyrics to Bush's "Comedown"?

"I don't wanna come back down, from this cloud!"

Wussy ass old cat. I bet you did lose your clackers to a vet.

And before I forget, happy Sunday. Don't take jibes personally; I don't want you Drawmijing on me, P-kitty.

 

[Carnifex]

Actually, I don't have time to trade too many jibes right now; we're heading over to Sagiro's house in a few minutes. He's in new Zealand for a month, so everyone from his game is going to go over and sit around and gaze glumly at his closed D&D notes. Have a good Sunday!

Soooo... you're all going to go and break into Sagiro's house, stare at his notes and... do nothing? Scary.

 

[Piratecat]

We're actually ordering dinner and discussing how to outhink that rat bastard. We'll do some cleaning, too, so they don't come back from holiday to a messy apartment.

Blackshirt, before we play more, you have to learn the rules to the game. The biggest one is that you insult the Mom, and ONLY the Mom. No one else, including the person or their spouse. Break those rules and people tend to take it personally, and that's never fun.

The other rule is that insults should be inventive. Otherwise, where's the fun?

 

[Carnifex]

We're actually ordering dinner and discussing how to outhink that rat bastard. We'll do some cleaning, too, so they don't come back from holiday to a messy apartment.

That's even more disturbing - you're anti-burglars! You go and break into someone's house and clean up?.



Anyways... my brain isn't working properly at the moment, but I'm thinking up evil things to unleash on my warhammer d20 players when they go after the gave-gor beastman shaman Garus Ken and the plaque of Lustrian gold he's about to steal from under their noses. He lairs in the wreckage of the sunken town of Ursinburg, which subsided into a swamp, and makes his home in the guts of what was once the town temple to Ulric.

I plan to add some evil things like shattered mirrors, the twisted reflections of the pc's which they shed being independent, maliciously-minded monstrosities, and a vicious and savage chaos hound.

What other evilness can I unleash on the poor sods?

 

[Silver Moon]

Blackshirt, before we play more, you have to learn the rules to the game. The biggest one is that you insult the Mom, and ONLY the Mom. No one else, including the person or their spouse. Break those rules and people tend to take it personally, and that's never fun.

I second that. You can pick on me and Piratecat, and even threaten to take away our canes, Geritol, AARP cards and TV remotes (that we use to watch Diagnosis Murder and Matlock) but [Serious Dialogue] NEVER, EVER say anything bad about KidCthulhu or Kriskrafts! I mean it man! [/Serious Dialogue]

PC, have a great game. Good to see you here in the Hive again. Please feel free to join us in the Hiveminds other location over on www.randomlingshouse.com, we'd love to have you there.

Now, back to you punk kids. Why when I was your age we only had one RPG, Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition. And we didn't even have to call it 1st Edition! And we had to chissel our dice out of stone or wood, since plastic wasn't invented yet. And our computer games only ran on an operating system known as DOS. And we had to walk twenty miles to school, uphill both ways. And dinosaurs roamed the earth. And we worshipped a god known as Gygax (Oh, wait, we still do that.) And....can't think of anything else. Must be time for my nap.

 

[Lola]

See, this is what I get for going to church. The dark lord starts you guys fighting and then makes you quit before I get back!!

*grumbles*
... ok, ok, I get it... chained to the computer, only to leave for vices. You'd think that after all this time, I'd get a vacation to go do good works, but noooo.... I don't get paid time off for that....

So, by the time I'm a dirty old lady, y'all will have worked the kinks out of the RPG retirement home? (Sounds like a LARP for serious losers, that does...)

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Now, back to you punk kids. Why when I was your age we only had one RGP, Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition.

RGP? Woooow, you must be REALLY old. Long before people even had correct use of acronyms.